the boy is dying to shave ok?

so you've read that story, "if you give a moose a muffin" right? well, after all the girls left my house for "get 'r done" day today, allie and taylor found a little treat that patsy had left behind.so after their creative genius display this afternoon, i'm going to write a new book called, "if you give a fourteen year old a can of fake cheese"...he just might want to wear it on his face. it started innocently enough, putting it on crackers, you know the way god intended humans to eat fake squeezy cheese from a can. but then, taylor went a little crazy.apparently, taylor is also in need of an artistic outlet, just like his mother, except fake cheese sort of sicks me out. in fact, my gag relfex was going crazy while i took these photographs. sheesh, "don't you have any homework to do?", i ask. he says, "hey it could've been worse, i was thinking about adding sideburns but i didn't want to get the cheese in my hair...". oh sure, this makes perfect sense, because fake squeezy cheese all over your face isn't gross at all! whatever.

sorry patsy, i'll buy you a new can to send to brian!