self defense

i'm not sure i've ever smelled worse morning breath

than that of one ethan tanner.

for real.

its baaaaad.

and he knows it.

and he thinks it's funny.

so he breathes on me during our good morning squeeze.

on purpose.

gross.

it makes my stomach turn.

so the other morning, i'd had enough and decided to defend myself.

so i turned his beloved blanket...

into a bad breath guard.

it worked!

and i enjoyed my good morning squeeze nausea free.