caution: exploding pants ahead

if i'm not careful this week, my jeans might explode right off my body.

it's true, and all because of this:

oh. my. goodness.

have you tried this stuff?

if you haven't, it's at costco, by the guac and dips.

if you go, treat yourself to a fancier box of crackers to eat it with. fancy crackers make all the difference.

but don't say i didn't warn you.

oh my gosh, here it comes....

mmmmm.sigh.

heaven on a cracker.

oh, and do yourself a favor, and just skip reading the nutrition facts.

i was ok with those evil numbers printed on the back, but it might ruin it for some of the more health consious readers out there.
hence, the exploding jeans.